Saturday, December 10, 2011

If you give a woman a passion....

If you give a woman a passion for music, chances are she'll always love music


And if she's passionate about music she'll likely be passionate about other things...

Like people...


And if she's passionate about a particular person she'll likely marry him and have babies....

That she'll occasionally want to leave at home to spend time making music (and  money)


And if she leaves home for a few hours she'll put a roast in the crock pot for those hungry babies....

And when she comes home she'll want to talk to those people she's passionate about....

And they'll probably ask her to make cookies....


And when they are thinking about cookies they'll ask for cookie monsters with ice cream on top...

And when she goes to get the ice cream you'll have to remove all the stuff from the deep freeze...


The littlest "person"in that house will decide to don the scarves and hats.....

And then the other not-so-little-anymore "people" will remember the crafts she need to make for the school party....


And she'll have to get the paints out and get to crafting...

And if she gets to painting she'll remember other projects that need painting....


And then she'll remember she only has 2 days to make something for all those precious people she teaches....


And she'll keep on painting even when 3 friends come knocking at the door....

And when the friends leave the little people will beg for something more to do and they may want some presents under the tree.....

And chances are they'll want to go to mom store and pick out what to get their siblings....

And presents under the tree means she can't see her pinterest worthy tree skirt so she takes pictures for a post....



And with all that excitement about presents under the tree one may just fall and bust her lip....

But she won't be sad long because they want to wrap the gifts they've choosen....


And chances are if the littlest "person" picks the sister's frame she'll need a picture of her sister to go in it...

So she'll have to dig in her closet for the scrapbook pictures...


And if she's digging out the pictures might as well dig out the wrapping paper...


And if she starts wrapping she may not want to stop till all the gifts are wrapped...


And she may remember ways to wrap your crap from late night pinterest searches....

And if she is going to use jeans to wrap her presents chances are she'll need to find the jeans...


And when she finds the jeans she may decide her nephew may want a worn out pair of Abercrombie's....

But maybe not....

If she finds more jeans chances are she'll want to start the hot glue to be ready when she knows what she's doing....


And chances are that hot glue may never be used...

If she gets the jeans out....



Chances are she won't really remember what to do....

So she'll wonder around the house and pick up a scarf that littlest "person" left on the floor, cause it's cold...



And she'll probably head back to pinterest to recall what to do with the jeans....



And if she gets on the internet she may accidentally click facebook and have to reply to a message...

And if she gets on facebook it may be a few minutes till she's off....

And her husband may just come home early and see all the mess....

And chances are he won't understand the way she works....

Or why she's so passionate....

But he'll laugh and smile at her and remember love is patient....

And help her clean it all up....

And chances are she may just stay passionate....




Or blog about it....

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